What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes