What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.