Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !