Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

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