Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.