Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.