Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.