Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS