Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!