What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

virgin mobile

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

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