Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing