Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT