Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)