Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.