Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.