What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.