What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude