Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

removed

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How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!