Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.