Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.