What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled