What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled