What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.