What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.