What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.