Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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Drop the base.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."