What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.