What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!