What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP