Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania