Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman