Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.