Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel