Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"