What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea