Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes