Why do so many American tourists end up...

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.