Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Crimea River

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.