Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

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What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.