What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian