What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.