Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !