How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.