How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!