How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.