What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.