What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."