What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.