What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R