What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.