What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"