What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.