What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**