What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..