Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow