Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.