Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.