What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*