How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Trail Mix Jokes More Trail Mix Jokes

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts