Napoleon Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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He was following the Tsar.

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Skin color.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.