Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.