Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.