How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet