Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.