Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.