Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears