How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.