How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.