What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned