Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.