Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.