Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Karen Jokes More Karen Jokes

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly