Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!