What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.