What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!