What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!