What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!