Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !