What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.